The Latest and Greatest in Non-Suckage http://www.howtonotsuck.com hourly 1 1970-01-01T00:00+00:00 I know it's been a while since I've written anything here. That's because not much has been pissing me off lately, and I'm not going to argue with that. But today I found something out that I just cannot tolerate. And no surprise, it has to do with Americans and food.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=67 Have you ever looked around and thought to yourself "self, you have a lot of crap you just don't need?" Well I'm here today to tell you that you're absolutely right. You DO have a lot of crap that you just don't need. And the reason you have all that crap is that you've been conditioned your entire life to think that you need it after all. It's a good thing for you I'm here to un-brainwash you.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=66 The United States is possibly the only developed country in the world that doesn't have government funded health care. As a result, the last time the World Health Organization ranked countries for health care the U.S. came 37th, between Costa Rica and Slovenia. Everyone who's ever done an objective study of the U.S. health care system says it is at best a myth, and at worst a lie, that it's anywhere close to being the best in the world. The road to improving American health care lies in passing a Universal Health Care plan. And Joe Lieberman is doing everything in his power to stop that from happening.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=65 If you don't follow Least I Could Do, you should. It's funny. And because they're very good at what they do, they also get to do things like go to conventions and peddle their wares. This is a story of bad things happening to good people. This was originally posted by Ryan Sohmer, writer of Least I Could Do and Looking For Group:... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=64 Would you believe there are still people who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition, and are still pushing their case 8 years later? I was surprised too. They're called "Truthers" (Twoofers), and in general they latch on to whatever conspiracy theory happens to be in vogue at the time, jumping ship to the next one as soon as you prove what they've been saying is complete horseshit.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=63 I'd like to talk to you all today about the biggest double standard in the world. What can you think of that's okay for one group of people to do, but not okay for another group to do? Something Michael Richards might get in trouble for yelling over and over again on stage... oh yeah, I remember now! Nigger!... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=62 In my time off I've had time to think about things. I've had time to mellow out a little, make myself more reasonable in my opinions, and to rethink the direction I want this website to go. Is the tone I've historically taken the right one to communicate my message? Should I ease up on the aggressiveness and use different language? Can we all, in fact, just get along? Then I thought about Facebook, and made my decision: fuck that shit.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=61 Well, it's that time of year again... or still, if you just read what I wrote yesterday. Everyone woke up early to see what presents Santa left under the tree for them, and opened up the boxes to reveal new DVDs, or XBoxes, or maybe even a nice new thick winter coat. All in the name of Jesus.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=60 "Hark hear the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, ding dong m'kay." ..sorry about that, I got caught up in the Christmas music. Of course, it's that time of year, isn't it? Everyone playing Christmas carols, singing to themselves like crazy people... and no other music anywhere in sight. It has to stop.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=59 Considering what I say on this site, I'm surprised I don't get more hate mail. Seriously. I sometimes write an article just to provoke hate mail, and none comes. I get a lot of email from people saying they love what I'm doing though, so I guess I'm doing something right by insulting everyone all the time. Fortunately, the hate mail I do get is absolutely awesome.... http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=58