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If you want to ask me something, propose marriage, threaten my life, insult my enormous testicles, complain about how much cooler I am than you or just bitch about something non-specific that you want me to filter to junk mail, email me at

No I won't make that a link, because you're clearly far too lazy already and I won't help support your disability. If you're from a media outlet and want to do something media-related, make the subject of your email PRESS. If you use that subject line and aren't from the media, your email address will be added to a long line of permanently blocked addresses.

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