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voodooKobra
Pushing back against the suck
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:53 am
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Location: North Ft. Myers, FL (USA)
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 Suckiest Person Alive Today at work there was a fat bitch in an electric scooter. She didn't need the scooter, since she apparently had no problem getting out of it, walking to the other side of the store, and grabbing things off shelves. As I'm ringing her out (and after my assistant manager picked up an item that she wouldn't due to sheer laziness) 5 minutes before closing time-- the whale blurts out, "Can you double bag everything? I'm on a bike."
That's right. The fat bitch is riding around in an electric scooter and she rode a fucking bike. Not only is she fat, lazy, and worthless-- but she's also rude: As the assistant manager was holding the door open so she could get her enormous ass out the door, she accidentally bruised the assistant's hand and didn't even bother to apologize!
Chris, I'm going to print out several copies of every page on your website and carry them every day until I see the fat bitch again. Then I will give her a copy of each article and then bludgeon her upside the head for being worthless.
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voodooKobra
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Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:53 am
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Location: North Ft. Myers, FL (USA)
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive I wanted to add this, but I can't edit posts. Oh well: 
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RoganDerrick
New user: probably still sucks
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:44 pm
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive Lol, I'm replying to a year-old post.
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Rob
Pushing back against the suck
Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:20 pm
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Location: State of Connecticut
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive lol That's spam. Whoopadeedooda for you.
I don't admittedly understand what makes her so horrible, besides the assistant's slight injury and the subsequent lack of an apology.
although, I have met more than one lazy fat person who thinks they have a disability that allows them to ride around like that. YEAH: called being lazy. Why must they eat so damn much, and then not exercise it off? Grrrr; sounds like a vicious, self-inflicted cycle to me.
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voodooKobra
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Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:53 am
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Location: North Ft. Myers, FL (USA)
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive She doesn't HAVE a disability. She's just a fat lazy bitch.
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Rob
Pushing back against the suck
Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:20 pm
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Location: State of Connecticut
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive Well...
You know the old expression: To make an omelette(utopia?) you have to break a few eggs(kill a few fatass Americunts?).
Fuck it, I'm just retarded.
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Rob
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Joined: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:20 pm
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Location: State of Connecticut
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive No, I meant a utopia. To create a perfect world, we'll have to destroy the problems in it, including those who cause the problems. Including an idiot I met on deviantART who... Read this shit for yourselves.
http://aurion-tenosai.deviantart.com/ar ... -110254806
This guy wins Suckiest Person Alive For The Day, in my book. Meh.
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chris
Almost clear of the suck
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:27 pm
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Re: Suckiest Person Alive Fixing the forum
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