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January 18, 2015: Put Up, Not Shut Up

December 30, 2014: Your Top 4 New Year's Resolutions for 2015

September 3, 2014: CelebGate - The Fappening Is Happening

September 2, 2014: Zoe Quinn is a Terrible Person (but not why you think)

May 27, 2014: On Dealing With Rejection

December 19, 2013: God Hates "God Hates Fags"

December 4, 2013: Why Online Dating Sucks

November 24, 2013: Almost 19 Reasons Justin Bieber Isn't As Bad As You Might Think

September 4, 2013: Remaining Unsighted

July 9, 2013: Air Travel Omnibus

June 19, 2013: On Brazilians

February 2, 2013: You Are Not A Fan

October 4, 2012: Too Many Douches

June 25, 2012: Spread Thinly

June 12, 2012: You got Oatmeal in your FunnyJunk

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What's New

September 4, 2014: How To Not Suck has now been viewed over 1 million times across the web. Throw your confetti.

June 4, 2014: New contact email address, because I'm tired of receiving spam at the old one. New address is available from the contact page as an image, so you'll have to actually type it manually. If you somehow survive that trauma, feel free to tell me what you think.

October 27, 2013: The tone of the "Mission" and "About Me" pages has been updated to better reflect the current writing style of the website. Also the banner at the top of every page has been updated.

January 14, 2011: How To Not Suck now has an official Twitter feed. For updates on new articles as well as content that will be exclusive to the HTNS Twitter feed, follow @TweetsToNotSuck on Twitter.

August 16, 2010: After much toil, the forum is back online and more secure than ever. It also has a new layout. You have never been more happy about anything, ever.

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