I am here to relieve the world of human stupidity.
This Is How To Not Suck
February 2, 2013: You Are Not A Fan
October 4, 2012: Too Many Douches
June 25, 2012: Spread Thinly
June 12, 2012: You got Oatmeal in your FunnyJunk
February 28, 2012: Responses to the Nigger Article
February 12, 2012: George Lucas Doesn't Respect You
December 27, 2011: How To Lose At Marketing - Be Paul Christoforo
September 11, 2011: Fan Events are for Fans
September 2, 2011: George Lucas Must Be Stopped
August 20, 2011: Megan Fox Isn't Hot
July 25, 2011: Body Image is Important
July 1, 2011: Criticism
April 13, 2011: Alcohol Is Not Evil
March 25, 2011: Earth Hour Is Stupid
March 13, 2011: Screw Pearl Harbor
Previous Years
What's New
January 14, 2011: How To Not Suck now has an official Twitter feed. For updates on new articles as well as content that will be exclusive to the HTNS Twitter feed, follow @TweetsToNotSuck on Twitter.
August 16, 2010: After much toil, the forum is back online and more secure than ever. It also has a new layout. You have never been more happy about anything, ever.
October 27, 2009: Two articles in less than two weeks? That can only mean one thing: HTNS is back on the air. Look for more, fairly regularly, at least until the next unannounced hiatus.
September 8, 2009: I've added a new page which should keep things interesting for a bit. Check out my Updated American Quotes. Also the forum has been cleaned up, and measures taken to keep it from becoming a spam-infested cesspool again.
May 1, 2009: How To Not Suck is now hosted on a new server that should have less downtime and more stability. Rejoice, or suffer the consequences.
