What the fuck is this all about anyway?

I guess I just blew any chance I had of being a child-friendly site, didn't I. So what's this all about? Here's the short version: Abolishing Human Stupidity. The method? Like the banner says, it's Self-improvement Through Deprecation (STD).

There are certain aspects to civilized society that make it almost bearable to live in. This is basically a combination of manners, etiquette and common fucking sense. The problem is nobody has any manners, etiquette is a thing of the past, and common sense is perhaps the least common item on the planet, next to brains in Paris Hilton's head.

It turns out there's a bunch of shit everyone does that's simply unacceptable. These things occur in everything from driving, to riding the escalator, to slowly committing suicide, to behaving properly on the internet (which is a series of tubes).

So how does showing you that everyone sucks help abolish human stupidity? It's quite simple, really: I point it out to you, and you point it out to everyone else you meet. They then visit my site and send me hate mail, and I make fun of them for being stupid. They then commit suicide for being utterly worthless, and there's one less stupid person on the planet. Repeat 7 billion times.

So please, join me in my mission to rid the world of human stupidity by spreading the word, and the word is this: STOP SUCKING ALREADY!

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